IPL Avengers

IPL Begins

With Indian Paisa Premier League 6 kicking off today, finally a good news for the frenzy fans here that whoever wins, the trophy still will be in India in only (We still couldn’t move on from 8-0 and 2-1, at least espncricinfo didn’t allow us to do so). My Mom is not quite happy with it since I had decided to cover all the matches over a period of two months which means no Rishta kya kehlata hai, no Saathiya, no Balika badhu, no Uttran and no Bade ache lagte hai.  She had even faked two heart attacks and when nothing worked, she had been cursing the laughing Buddha Sardar on T.V. But then how would I explain her that cricketers don’t run BCCI.

Last year, KKR won the title, so this time the opening ceremony finally moves out of Chennai though I wonder how could the Super King let that happen. Whatever. The point is that since it was hosted by the Badshaah himself, it had to be grand and majestic. I asked our one correspondent to cover the opening ceremony from T.V. itself due to some financial constraints but he complained that Max was broadcasting some Chinese Olympic Ceremony. He was only convinced when he finally saw Katrina shaking her waist to the Sheela ki Jawani. C’mon Katrina, you seriously need to move on from that.

As I steered around the guests, my eyes finally locked on the She-man of the state, in midst of chaos she seemed composed and calm, occasionally getting into the groove. At least she wasn’t yawning, watching the fancy steps on the stupid remixes of Gurudev’s classics. I thought to approach her and trust me; she is actually the easiest approachable politician in our counter.

‘Hello Didi.’ I greeted.

She gave me stern gaze and then turned away.

‘Rise TMC. Joy Didi.’ I said.

‘Oh my child! How you have been?’

‘I am fine. Didi! This show seems really splendid.’

‘Ya, when people chooses right person, right things happen.  We as responsible ruling party of the state need to look into the progress. Do you know KKR was losing all time in CPI regime? Our party changed the fortune, we finally succeeded into bringing IPL for the poor and needy people of the state. How many times have you seen SRK in Kolkata during CPI time? We in our party think that money is evil so have put in a lot of effort to keep this money away from the innocent people. But again it’s people’s money and we don’t want to waste. I bought a helicopter to save petrol. You see, people can’t see the vision in me. They complained about those bad roads all the time but they can’t see what I see.  I don’t want roads anymore; I want to see those little cars which would fly all over our heads. It’s because of my Party that US could successfully kill Laden…’ She continued and I couldn’t control myself from yawning but she saw me.

‘You filthy boy, you’re from Maoist. You’re here to kill me. Help! Help! Police!! Police!!’ She yelled at her guards.

‘Jai Didi, Jai Didi. Jai TMC.’

‘That’s better!’ She looks at me from the corner of her eyes and then suddenly starts clapping as the Badshah dances on Chamak chalo.

‘Yes Didi! You’re party is behind Ra.one.’

God! What I did?? Blunder? No. Sin!!! In another moment she made the security dogs chase me out of the stadium.

Match 1 DD Vs KKR

Failuda had a lot to prove….

At the IPL 6 opener, Delhi Daredevils took on the Badshaah’s Kolkata Knight Riders. Two discarded openers who once were recognized as a pair and represented the same team almost everywhere. Other than that, they have one thing common, both wanted to be captain of Team India and now both are finding their way to Team India.

Sehwag didn’t play the match, was actually disheartening for the City of Joy, anyway his innings these days are shorter than Whisper ads. Once, the Nemesis for the bowlers all over the world is now only consoling his fans reminding his 319,219 and 119. Those happened when I was dating Shalini, Neha and Rita respectively. And now that have dated Riya, Bindya, Aradhana, Sunayana, Urmi, Amruta and Rashmi, I am still searching for another no. before 19.

Anyway, Sehwag said that he was not playing this match because he doesn’t like to play against ordinary teams. Just when the Bangladeshi fans were to call a bandh for calling teams ordinary containing BD players, Sehwag clarifies that he didn’t intent to hurt the super senti BD fans but was only referring to the team which has Gambhir as a captain. Going back to Gambhir’s last year’s statement that a captain is as good as his team.  I’ve even heard that he was on talks with the CSK management which seems the only way to get into Indian Team. Ask Rahane.

When you don’t talk and deliever through your bat, people respect. When you talk and deliver through bat, people enjoy. When you only talk and don’t deliver through bat, people only laugh at you. The last statement has been quite a Failuda’s story. Gautam’s career is actually in gambhir state and that 42 seemed just not enough. Yet the evening belonged to Kolkata for such a disciplined bowling, I was though disappointed not to see Shammi Ahmed and whole Bangladesh was disappointed not to see Shakib.

I had never been a big fan of Rajat Bhatia who claims to be a medium pacer but even Sir Jadeja bowls faster but that two wickets at the end all it mattered. However, the real hero for the match was the guy in the yellow boots, Sunil Narine for the four wickets. Last year, I didn’t pick him in my super selector team for his head gears and he won the player of the tournament. But the best moment came in the match first ball when the under 19 Pepsi Ad model was bowled by a beauty by Bret Lee. My mom who is now forced to watch IPL was overjoyed to see Bret Lee.

‘This man could play cricket too? He sings with Asha Bhosale.’

Match 3 PWI vs HS

Zimbabwe Vs Kenya

Yuvi had been a hero for many but for me, he is a superhero. PWI has always drawn their fans attention exploiting their sentiments. If it was Dada last year then it’s Yuvi this year. However, later on the management realized that Dada is no Gayle. So much was Mr. Roy boasting about Dada’s inclusion to his team that when I see Dada this year not even the part of coaching staff, I actually feel betrayed being a Dada Fanatic.

Anyway, the White lightening gets the coach’s hat for PWI. On the other hand, Hyderabad is the same team with a new owner. It not just the name Deccan Chargers was more cool than Sunrisers but also, the biggest disappointment in IPL so far was that we won’t be able to see Gayatri Reddy anymore. Last year, when this news was announced, I broke down and was in depression for weeks. I even forgot my girlfriend’s birthday.

Last year when I had checked DC website (To download, Gayatri Reddy’s pictures) I was shocked to see Amit Mishra as their poster boy. God! Did they forget that they had world’s most dreaded Bowler the Steyn Gun in their team? If they wanted some Indian then even Ishant Sharma was a better option than Amit Mishra. Amit Mishra was even the Man of the Match for this match, when Steyn Gun too had three wickets and what about Perera, I’m not sure which one HS have, since these days every second player from Lanka is Perera. Anyway, I couldn’t be biased. I wasn’t happy for Amit Mishra because he took Yuvi’s wicket and denied us all the fun in the game. The match was so slow that our correspondent called and complained that Max was broadcasting Zimbabwe Vs Kenya instead of IPL.

Dhawan was another player which fans were looking forward to watch but he didn’t play the game. As per our sources, Dhawan had decided not to play in any competitive cricket so as to preserve that 187 average after that epic innings in Mohali rest of his life. However, if you’re Steyn Gun Fan and Amit Mishra (read show spoiler) too, there was really great bowling performances. I wondered was it actually, Donald’s idea to play Steyn’s bullets making room in off side. For me, it was mere stupidity to expose stumps to a bowler like Steyn.

The end result, HS won comprehensively. This is the third time in a row that a home team has won. I wonder is it BCCI’s strategy to attract home crowd. With BCCI you never know, they can do anything to generate revenue.

Match 4 RR Vs DD
The Batman begins…
There is something special about this team, you might don’t like it, don’t support it but still you can’t ignore. At the first season of IPL, Rajasthan Royals were the cheapest team. They had no Iconic player in their side, no big names and no specialist coach either yet they went on to win the first season under the inspirational captaincy of spin legend Shane Warne. Rajasthan Royal had been the breeding center of young talent for which the IPL was initiated but over the years IPL is nothing but an entertainment extravaganza. However, the Royals are still true to their objective i.e. performance and talent over big names and so, Rahane seems happy to be there. After Rahul Dravid, Shilpa Shetty is their biggest star for the team yet this team rocks in its own way.

Sehwag didn’t play the match yesterday too as per our sources, he was seen outside RR dressing rooms singing ‘Ek chumma tu humko udhaar dei de aur badle mein Delhi Daredevils lei le.’ And we all know what after that. It was one of those close matches which could actually give shivers running down your spine which actually makes IPL so lively, credit goes to our Batman Rahul Dravid who within his own limitation could still conquer everything that’s comes on his way. It’s still not over for these veterans, they continue to inspire youth with such hard performances. Now, I seriously want Dada and Jumbo back too.
Delhi at a time were over  top of the game riding on Warner’s 77 but that unfortunate run out at the end turned tables, they say that Shilpa Shetty was seem calling Sehwag at the last overs.  Seriously, it’s hard to believe that a team like Delhi collapsed like that in matter of two overs. Unmukt Chand was bowled again and this time by Sreesunth. The stumps have now requested for pads when Unmukt Chand is batting. Anyway, it’s still far for Unmukt, he can now only come in Ads with Dhoni and Kohli.

Delhi still remains one of the best sides in IPL, they need the old Sehwag and the new Morkel back in their side. Botha and Russel are not gonna help and Mahela’s captaincy seems absurd. Delhi now need to first win over their own inner demons before coming for the next matches.
All the best DD, you’re better than this.

Match 5 CSK Vs MI
Angels vs Demons
How often do you see Dhoni not finishing a game? How often do you see CSK losing a match at its home ground? How often you see Sachin getting out first ball? How often do you see Munaf Patel winning a match? All this happened in this match, it was a great thriller and the team that held its nerves till the end won the match. Many would argue that Dhoni’s caught by an extraordinary effort by Pollard or the drop catch of Pollard by Sir Jadeja was the turning point but I think it was the Pointing’s wicket early in the innings tilted the game towards MI. As per our sources, it’s already the last game for the youngster Rajpoot in this IPL but the poor lad has defended himself saying that it was Ashwin who took the catch to send Pointing back.
Anyway, it was the second such instance in a single day that the Home team lost their match after we exposed BCCI’s ploy to generate more revenue too articles before. Now, as per our investigation team, for next few days, the home teams will lose all its matches until BCCI is coming with some other plans. We have also heard that BCCI is seriously thinking to field at least one film Heroine in each team to gather more eyeballs; they also want an item no. in all strategic timeouts. Though BCCI has claimed that games are fair but it’s still hard to believe that Mike Hussey was actually bowled by Bhaji which actually had raised speculations about Match fixing. It is heard that Mike Hussey was paid close to 5 crore for that wicket by Bhaji so that BCCI considers himself for South Africa tour.

Meanwhile, Jhonty Rhodes attempted suicide after watching Nohit Sharma dropping Hussey at slips. The Ambanis are not keen either on giving Nohit a long run after their company’s share price fell considerably when people saw Nohit’s name in the squad. However, Nohit has claimed that he has hidden talent but the problem is that when will he find that.

CSK too had their own problem, their ex mentor Shrikant has joined the rival Hyderabad after being removed from the selection committee. Moreover, he wasn’t too pleased when his son wasn’t given much chances in CSK. When asked what was  so special about his son, Shrikant proudly said that his son was the only cricketer in the country who can lick his own nose.
Vijay was out on a stupid shot while Sir Jadeja dropped Pollard and he went on smash CSK out the game. However, both of them didn’t seem upset as they are very much busy packing for South Africa.  In the meantime, BCCI has requested (read threatened) ICC to use yellow jersey for test matches.
Seeing Dhoni out in the last over and CSK eventually losing was kinda heartbreak for me but more action coming ahead, I need to prepare myself for more such heartbreaks. IPL rocks.

Match 6 KPXI Vs PWI

Dimples Vs Niggles

It was actually quite pleasant to see those dimples after long time, I thought they were extinct. So, Preity Zinta still exists but not her films anymore. Anyway, she is not that ravishing as she was once yet pretends to be still bubbly. Aap buddhi ho gayi ho! Shadi karlo!

Anyway, the reasons for those dimples was that her team won and this was actually first time Kings XI Punjab won their very first match across six seasons of IPL, so I could understand her excitement. Moreover, there once Iconic player was playing in the opposite and good thing for Yuvi was that he was injured for the match.

PWI is the costliest team and with the biggest squad yet they couldn’t their playing XI right. Yuvi seems the only star in their lineup. Their big pick Robin Uthappa is just there to waste balls, Pune seriously need to move on from him. Dinda, Bhuvi and Rahul Sharma, they are not impact players and now they have Mathews as their captain. God help them!

Anyway, after the dismal performance from his team, Mr. Subroto Roy is thinking to take the advice of Firdose Moonda from cricinfo and replace Pune with Dhaka warriors Bangladesh. This will also add some 4 million viewers and so, BCCI will warmly welcome the move.

KXIP on other hand had everything going their way, they have the ordinary team but they actually performed extra ordinarily. I hope o see them play the same way. All the best to Azhar, Hussey and Gilchrist. Cheers!

P.S. I saw Ness hugging not-pretty-anymore Zinta, are they back together?

Match 7:  RCB vs SRH

Vinay over Super

The Sunrisers actually seems the team to watch out for this season, remember Gabbar is yet come in to their side but still I would rather want players like Ojha, T suman, Rayudu to be the part of SRH since they are the local talents and anyway they are being wasted in other teams. But then, all is well with this team and I seriously like that jersey but then I still want Gayatri Reddy, make her the brand ambassador at least. Please!!!!

The Gayle storm fizzled early in the match, so did the rest of the match. It was seriously so dull; I am actually missing AB so much. When will he come? What happened to him? Please drop Dilshan, I seriously don’t like his stupid stubbles.

Even though the target was 130, SRH made it look like 230. Their batsmen failed but the match was kept alive by the tail enders and the talented debutant Vihari. I would still say, RCB should have defended the target but Virat Kohli gave in easy singles when the required rate was 6.5, that was indeed stupid field placement. Boy! Get over Tammana.

But the biggest blunder was to give the super over to Vinay Kumar, now what was that? Mr. Aristocrat though did well giving White and Perera the bat and Steyn the ball. He picked the right cards but Virat chose Vinay. 20 runs to defend, Steyn Gun fired with 150 km/hr bullets to the block holes which even made the mighty Gayle to surrender, Kohli could only show anguish.

As per the reports, Steyn is too disappointed over Vinay’s over.

‘What does he think of me?’ He was heard saying to his team mates seeing Vinay bowling.

Steyn has threatened to quit IPL if he is again insulted like this. Seriously it’s not fair.

Sajid Khan I hate you. 

Match 8 RR vs KKR

Badshaah vs Maharani….

 

After watching yesterdays match, Sehwag held a press conference….

‘I told you, KKR is ordinary.’

This time nobody opposed rather they all nodded to agree. KKR was actually demolished ruthlessly by RR and if Morgan didn’t come up with that magnificent innings, it would have been more humiliating. When asked by the Media, KKR still lost when not only did Gambhir but the whole was padded to the last ball, Gambhir smiled and answered that this year they are looking forward to Dipika Padukone as their lucky mascot. However, Dipika had already refused to be present for all matches quoting that she has better things to do in her life. (Ranbir is back in her life)

Meanwhile, SRK is worried about what to do with Yusuf Pathan, he is not playing even after getting married. Well, SRK needs to understand that not everyone is Pujara. Kallis is homesick and wants to spend the summer with Kids but was forced to join IPL. Now, it seems he found a way to go back home soon. I know the Bhatia the bowler is handy but what Bhatia as Batsman does? I couldn’t recall anything. And for Bisla, please play him directly in the finals.

On the other hand, RR till now seems the most settled team with the Wall leading them fantastically. They’ve always had their one home grown heroes- S Trivedi, Rahane, Cooper, Binny, Hodge and Dravid. This team will really go big. I personally like that guy Cooper, he simply a rockstar when it comes to winning a close match.

Match 9 RCB vs SRH

The sunsets….

Sania Mirza was brought in to fill for Gayatri Reddy but it didn't work, the Sunrisers see the sunset. Meanwhile Shoaib Mallik asks if Pakistani wives are allowed in IPL then why not Pak Players. Sharad Pawar just burped in return 

I wonder how these IPL matches have been scheduled, RCB and SRH played against each other with a gap of a day. Our correspondent called me and complained that Max is broadcasting match 7 highlights. That live logo too didn’t seem much convincing, I only believed when I saw AB Devilliers in the field. I am actually pleased to see Dilshan out but still somewhere down the line I don’t see it has balanced team. They have long tail and below average fast bowlers. Both Murali playing together would be on spinning tracks but once 4 down, RCB has no chance.

Virat Kohli finally proved that he has actually moved on from Himmatwalla. Siddharth Mallaya can now breath in peace, they don’t want their IPL team to sink after Airlines. Kohli was actually at his best, I had been a Kohli fan always and had been following him since under 19. This guy is seriously a VIRAT thing to cricket. (And advertisement too)

Mayank Agarwal adjusted well to his new role as an opener and seems far better partner to Gayle than Dilshan. I wonder what lies ahead for Saurabh Tiwary. I hope other teams to learn from this and get rid of Yusuf Pathan and Robin Uthappa.

Match 10 MI vs DD

Bhag bhag DK bose……

After yesterday’s Match, Nohit Sharma is showing is middle finger to his critics. He claims he has found his hidden talent but still people are sending him hate mails. According to Wiki leaks, he is just most hated Indian after Mayawati and Rahul Gandhi.

It was all DK last night; you won’t believe that he has now Orange cap with him. He was so amused that he slept wearing it, no surprises if baths with it too. As this news spread, Bangladesh is already demand to strip India’s status while Firdose Moonda wants at least two teams from BPL to participate in IPL to improve the quality.

Mahela slammed Irfan for Pointing while he has blamed himself for Tendulkar, though he says he didn’t intend to hit stumps but the DD management is not buy his story and already searching for a new captain. Meanwhile, Unmukt was out first ball again and that also to Bhajji. He now wants IPL under 19 and already is in talks with Karan Johar and SRK for sponsor. BPL teams are welcome in that for healthy competition.

14 fours and 2 sixes, you don’t do that every day so when Ravi Shashtri mistakenly said DK hit 12 fours at the presentation even I felt about it. It was actually a treat to watch a team recover from 1-2 and then posting 209. Nohit Sharma smiles for his 74 that also no out, on other hand Rahane frowns and Tiwary sobs. 

Match 11: KXIP vs CSK…

Hussey toh phasi…..

10 wickets fell in this match and all were of one team, such was the dominance of the other team. CSK literally annihilated KXIP in front of their Home crowd. I actually didn’t see even once forget about her dimples. She needs to understand that she needs a star in her side else her team won’t have any viewers like her movies. At least get Bhajji but with Ambanis around that doesn’t seem to happen. Not-Pretty-anymore Zinta marry him that might bring some fortunes to both.

CSK like always is the team to watch out for even for this season, Vijay has finally taken his cricket seriously and had gave up on his dream to star in a Tamil movie opposite Genelia. He had even auditioned for the sidekick role in the Tamil remake of Munna bhai and is rather happy these days that he continues to be a sidekick in cricket too. His role of saving one end is actually helping his all teams, I hope he continues with that.

Meanwhile, watching Hussey in IPL, Selectors from Australia are really considering him for Ashes but in that case Hussey needs a NOC from BCCI which is unlikely to happen.  

Match 27: CSK vs KKR

Sir Jadeja does it again…

It’s now official….

Rajnikant has retired, Sir Jadeja takes the throne. He is the new superman. Gone are the days when people talked about Gayle storm, Sehwag’s demolition, Dada’s heroics, Steyn Gun, Yuvi Sixer or Dhoni Helicopter. This year Sir Jadeja has even surpassed the GOD when it comes to popularity this IPL. Narendra Modi gonna use Jadeja as his Govt. biggest success to contest elections. However Rahul Gandhi has objected since being Gandhi he owns the whole Gujarat.

If last match’s last ball no ball was not enough, this match Jadeja’s instincts led down KKR from 46-0 to 98-8, even the mighty Pathan who was asked to open this match could do nothing. Anyway he is doing nothing since coming to KKR. I guess he is missing Shilpa Shetty. SRK should seriously think to swap him even for Akash Chopra. KKR couldn’t have posted that 124 if Sir Jadeja didn’t have the wish to come into bat. You see, when you come after Hussey, Vijay, Raina, Dhoni and Badrinath and still score 40 runs for a target of 119, there is really some cosmic heavenly unexplained power behind it. Sir Jadeja does it in style hitting a six off Pathan, showim him what he didn’t do for years.

SRK give Piggy Chops to CSK and get Sir Jadeja.

Breaking News!

Eden Gardens to be renamed as Sir Jadeja's Garden!!

Match 28: RCB vs RR

Bangalore nahi loot paye???

When Shilpa Shetty was asked the above question she politely replied ‘loote hue ko kya lootna.’ But I guess Kingfisher airlines is back on air, anyway at least the cricket team is, this season. They remain unbeaten this season at home and I sincerely feel that Virat has a chance this year to lift the Trophy.

I didn’t watch the match when I learnt that Dilshan is playing and trust me, it was actually that boring game. I watched David instead of Dravid and subsequently dozed off and when I woke up Vinay Kumar was blabbering on T.V. It couldn’t have been worse.

Meanwhile, Bangladesh lost to Zimbabwe by 335 run; they say wanted to see Gayle storm and so, gave their wickets but were rather disappointed. Firdose Moonda has already appealed at ICC, she/he (I still don’t know) feels it was plot of BCCI to pull BD cricket down. She/He still wants 5 BD players in every IPL team and two BPL team as finalists in Champions league. Sakib has decided to sue Gayle for this and has SRK backing him up.

However, Gayle blames to Vinay Kumar and other bowlers for restricting to such a low total that the storm could not be initiated. Even Vinay Kumar is clueless how he is getting wickets, no pace, no swing still gets three. He is MOM too. :( 

Match 29: DD vs MI

It’s smokieee    

         

Delhi finally manages to get its first point in this IPL season and the whole team including the management is crediting it to Sir Viv Richards. Though I have never seen him playing but have heard my stories about his heroics from my father, he was the man who played for 17 years without wearing a helmet ever. He is a legend of his time and God himself worships this Caribbean.

Cricket has seen many heroes after that, so if not forgotten but at least the charisma seems to have faded seeing the lurk-worm response of the crowd. You see these days even Pujara generates more excitement than him. My correspondent called me and complained that Max was showing Pelle instead of IPL, I told him that he was Viv Richards from West Indies while I had to tell my mom that he was ex of Neena Gupta and finally she stopped thinking of him being Chris Gayle’s father. But then such was his impact on the game that the ordinary Sehwag also played an extraordinary knock of 95 to win the first game of this season.

I heard that Richards threatened Sehwag to play rest of IPL without helmet if he failed in this match too and it worked not only for Delhi but Mumbai too. Mahela scored, Tendulkar rose and even No-Hit Sharma flaunted a big innings for his side, only Pointing seemed to have missed the bus, he actually came in down the order to save himself. I seriously need to say this now, if Pointing can play so can Dada.

Anyway, nothing is as amazing than to see Sehwag bolstering runs in his style, that was actually a super Sunday match, thanks to Sir Viv Richards. I am sure he is eager to meet Sir Jadeja and take his blessings.

Match 31^st RCB GAYLE vs PWI

Bang-Gayle-Luru…..

100 of 30 balls, 175 in T20 match- What was that? I seriously couldn’t believe as I checked the scorecard at cricinfo.com. I asked my colleague to pinch me if I was dreaming, he kicked me. It was true. I couldn’t  watch the match because of office and downloaded the highlights which itself was of 30 minutes, Gayle had just 18 balls dot in that mammoth innings.

It wasn’t the storm, it was the tornado. If Sachin is God then this Gayle is fucking devil. 17 sixes, I wondered what had happened to the cars at parking. You see, when this Hulk is batting, fielders become audience and audience become fielders. Such was the impact of his batting that Bhuvi confessed that everyone feared to bowl and Dhoni tweeted that his decision of being a keeper was good since he didn’t have face Gayle.

Subroto Roy like his bowlers seemed clueless; already Mr. Roy is so much in trouble and now this Gayle.  Don’t be surprised if you see Kanpur Elephants in IPL soon. He had been asking to probe what Gayle actually eats and according to rumors, a whole barrel of Royal Stag was found outside his room. Moreover, I have also heard that Mallaya asked him to play well and if so, he can join Mr. Mallaya in Air Hostess Audition. Meanwhile, Rahul Gandhi wants to adopt him to pose some threat to Modi and Jadeja for the upcoming elections.

The batting was so destructive that at a time, I felt that Pune bowlers want to declare bowling. A gangam dance was followed after the Mayhem, he also picked up two wickets. Mind you Gayle was unsold.  Meanwhile, Firdose Moonda has written to ICC that crazy balls were used in this match and ICC should dissolve BCCI for ball fixing. Also there haven special restrict from the opponent teams.

1.     He will play only 24 balls (4 overs) only. Afterwards he will be retired hurt.

2.      Only one six and one four per over.

3.     Strike rate of more than 250 percent will be fined.

4.      He should run at least two singles in an over.

5.     There will be no fielding restrictions when gayle is batting.

6.      If any spectator catches the ball he is out.

7.     He will play with one hand

After 263, there was nothing to write about the PWL. RIP.

My mom didn't ask for remote for once as I watched the repeat telecast for three times in a row.